Total Medals Earned: 1,930 (From
408 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 29,170 Points
Serves them right, those haughty machines. With their fancy propellers!
Now they can't harm anyone! Except for civilians directly beneath the wreckage of course.
You've proven your dedication by firing over 999 times! 1000 times, to be exact.
What were they transferring? Apparently, bullets, points and time itself!
We don't care what the targets were. We just appreciate your destroying them!
You've proven you're either aiming, or are dedicated enough that aim doesn't matter!
But can you play for 30 minutes!? Probably, but there's no medal for that.
You've cleared whole waves and gotten a string of kills! Nice job!
Why are they called noobsters? Look at how they fly. You think pros are piloting those?
slaughter 6 green-energy betapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each
slaughter 3 blue-energy alphapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each
slaughter 10 yellow-energy deltapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each
slaughter 9 red-energy gammapedes on a single level in under 5 seconds each
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.